So, here's the list of things that was happening all at once to make me think this innocent family activity accidentally turned into a white-trash train wreck for all passers-by to view:
1. Make shift pool for the kids
2. Two, very dirty, messy-faced kids
3. Playing in the front yard
4. Half dead lawn that has only been mowed once this summer (but since it's pretty much dead it doesn't matter and for the record it's not my job to maintain it)
5. Parents sitting on the front porch lazily watching the kids
6. Someone (doesn't matter who) in overalls (I was that someone)
The only other key thing that was missing was someone in a mustard- and pit-stained wife beater. I tried to talk Mike into putting his on, but he refused.
If you don't believe that this really happened, here's some photographic proof:
Surprisingly, Leah didn't break the bucket and she didn't tip it over for a long time.
Noah's embarrassed to be seen with us.
Me in my overalls. They were the only pants that fit and that were clean that day.
5 comments:
I think you look great, overalls and all :) I laughed pretty hard when you told me this story and I was excited to see the photos that went with the story.
Had you cut off Leah's curl mullet yet? If not you can add that to the list (although I thought her curls were adorable, I do love her new do).
I also needed to be smoking several cigarettes and you needed to weigh an extra 200 pounds. Then it would have been a real white trash paradise. Unfortunately, with what we had we are nothing but posers. :(
You'd also need several stray cats & dogs.
One thing keeps this scene from being white trash - the kids kept their cloths on.
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