Presenting the patented "Piece of Fluff"
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Just send 5 easy monthly payments of $29.95+tax to The Bells Rock and you can own your own "Piece of Fluff". It's easy to use and guaranteed* to work! Just put the piece of fluff on the floor and watch the wonder and excitement unfold. Your toddler is sure to be mystified by this creation. Whenever the toddler exhales, the fluff moves. The toddler thinks it's alive, so he/she keeps getting closer, which makes the fluff move more**. Get the idea? GREAT!!! So just send 5 easy monthly payments of $29.95+tax to The Bells Rock and you too can own hours of "Piece of Fluff" fun!
I was having such a hard time entertaining my daughter. She was just bored of all the toys we had. Then, I found the "Piece of Fluff" and our whole world was changed! Now, I just put the "Piece of Fluff" on the floor and I have hours of free time because my little angel is perfectly entertained. It's like having a babysitter on hand, whenever I need it, that only costs 5 easy monthly payments of $29.95+tax. I have recommended the patented "Piece of Fluff" to all the other mommies in my play group. And they love it too!
~Becca, Orem, UT
Act now and you can also receive the patented "Box Elder Bug"--a $50 value--absolutely free! It's sure to occupy your children for hours***!
Don't wait another minute!! Act now, while supplies last!!! Just pick up that phone and call The Bells Rock and start enjoying hours of sheer toddler fun TODAY****! (All major credit cards accepted)
*Product is only guaranteed after the "Guarantee Waiver" is signed.
**Actual results may vary.
***Box Elder Bug will not be replaced if it is squished or otherwise killed while in your possession or arrives to you already dead.
****No refunds or exchanges